AstroGirl is going to tell you what you need to know, Love
& Loathe about your sign… Your strengths and weaknesses.
Select your star sign:
Aries (March
21 – April 20)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
You’re a doer – once you say you’re
going to do something, you go all out to do it
You’re a mover and a shaker – no wallflower,
you know everyone in a room within 5 minutes of entering
it
Energy to spare – you rarely run out of gas and
can always be depended on to run out and grab something
or be the last one cleaning up at a party
Up for anything – ruled by adventurous Mars, your
overnight bag is always stocked and ready to go –
Vegas, AC, Miami, wherever the wind blows you!
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
You’re incredibly bossy and demanding most of the
time – just because you’re so gung ho about
something, doesn’t mean everyone else has to fall
into line behind you
You’re incredibly impatient and lose interest fast
in something or someone when there is no immediate payback
Tend to be dismissive of passive or shy people –
riding roughshod over them
Usually get dressed in a hurry and end up wearing weird
outfits that make you look slightly deranged (think Mariah
Carey)
Taurus (April
21 – May 21)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
Venus rules you – so you’re a beauty to behold
and possess a tranquility about you that soothes people
instantly (think Uma Thurman)
You’re loyalty is unquestionable – once you
believe in someone, nothing can deter you from being by
his or her side, through thick and thin
What you see is what you get – you’re a fixed
earth goddess, so consistency is one of your main cosmic
drawcards
You know how to create a beautiful home – there’s
an interior decorator/chef lurking inside every hot blooded
Taurus woman (and you like to eat as well – bonus!)
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
Your bloody stubbornness!! Once you make up your mind,
even if it’s to chop all your Rapunzel locks off and
go bald, you’ll do it.
A black cloud hangs over you – permanently. You
can go from smiling and serene to vicious, snarling bitch
in 60 seconds. Your temper tantrums are legendary.
You blow through money like you’ve won the lottery
(several times)
Your possessions are just that – yours. Sharing
is not your forte (particularly your cashmere collection)
Gemini
(May 22 - June 21)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
You never let ‘them’ get to you – wonderful
at handling embarrassments and pressures and coming out
a winner everytime (think Nicole Kidman)
Ambidextrous – can do 3 or more things at once
– cleaning, cooking, talking on your cell while 2
waying clients…
Fashion diva – always look good whether you’re
rocking H & M or Hermes
Eternally young and childish – you’re the
Peter Pan of the zodiac and we thank you for your innocence
– which is never lost
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
You have a faulty punctuality gene - no matter how many
watches or alarm clocks you possess, you’re always
LATE! But hey, the reasons why you’re late are priceless
As good at multi-tasking as you are, you tend to leave
projects half done and expect others to pick up the pieces
and finish them off when you get bored and wander off…
You refuse to back down and lose an argument gracefully
– throwing words around till 3 am until the other
person surrenders
You tend to ditch your old friends for new playmates
– very hurtful!
Cancer (June
22 - July 22)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
Your over the top generosity – you will literally
give someone ‘the shirt off your back’ if they
need it
You have an instinctive mothering nature – brewing
endless cups of tea, tucking in heart broken friends, listening
for hours on end to yet another sob story
Your smile can light up any and every room and every
person (think Jessica Simpson)
Your home is a safe haven for you and your loved ones
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
Your emotional blackmailing technique – which can
be frightening. As in “I gave you the shirt off my
back, you have to do this for me”
Your mood swings are legendary – ruled by the Moon,
you tend to go through intense ups and downs every few days…
Getting information out of people is your forte, but
heaven help someone who tries to pry info out of you. You
clam up and resent them for prying.
Tend to prefer to stay home watching TV than go out with
your friends – boring!
Leo (July
23 - August 23)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
Your natural buoyancy. No matter what misfortune occurs,
you always maintain faith in humanity and trust in life’s
hidden magic
Ruled by the Sun, you are one of the zodiac’s happier
people – you know how to laugh at yourself along with
everyone else
Your over the top generosity – (think J Lo and the
Bentley for Ben)
Your amazing ego helps you help others – you inspire
people to live life to the fullest
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
Giving advice to a Leo is like giving gloves to a fish
– totally pointless
In your love life, you are always seeking passion and
sexual abandon – difficult to sustain in every day
life (and frustrating for the men in your life)
You know how to plaster on your ‘fake smile’
a little too easily
You often live well beyond your means – ending
up in credit card debt and bad credit
Virgo
(August 24 - September 22)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
Your perfectionism – if something is worth doing,
it’s well doing well is your motto
Your tremendous timing and impeccable insight.
Neither passive nor aggressive, you are simply sensible
yet sensual (think Beyonce) You have a wild side that few
lucky people get to see (you’re known for being wild
and kinky between the sheets)
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
While you present a stable, sensible face to the world,
underneath you’re a bundle of nerves and stomach ulcers
The martyr side of you – the side that makes you
do things for people (without them asking) and then bitch
about it to anyone who will listen for months afterwards
You tend to be introverted and can spoil a party by sitting
in the corner and obviously taking stock of a friend’s
house keeping abilities (or lack of them), often pointing
out dust bunnies and paint chips
You’re far too hard on yourself – chastising
yourself for a professional snafu when no one else even
noticed
Libra (September
23 - October 23)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
Like a chameleon, you can fit in anywhere and everywhere,
from uptown black tie to downtown reggae club – all
in the same evening (without breaking a sweat too)
You ooze charm and charisma – people like to be
around you, hoping some of it will rub off on them (think
Catherine Zeta-Jones)
You have the innate ability to play Devil’s Advocate
– never really taking sides but listening to both
arguments and helping to bring the warring words to an end
You have instinctive style and can turn a dark and dank
studio apartment into a Moroccan showplace given a few days…
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
Your total inability to make up your mind and stick to
your decision once you’ve made it!
Avoidance of emotionally charged scenes or decisions makes
you a bit of a scaredy cat – you talk the talk but
have trouble sometimes walking the walk…
People often feel you are mechanical and cold –
you are an air sign, tending to think logically rather than
emotionally
You tend to side with the underdog – which can come
back to bite you
Scorpio (October
24 - November 22)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
Your sharp mind, sharp instincts and ability to fool
people into thinking you are one tough cookie.
Determined and direct, you get the job done, in half
the time other people do (and well under budget too)
Hot blooded, sensual and irresistible, you enjoy sex
and aren’t ashamed of it – often going commando
under your business suits and shopping for sex toys at lunchtime
You are raw, honest and if you promise not to tell a
secret, you will take it to your grave
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
Your over the top jealousy and possessiveness –
what’s yours is yours – including your lovers
and friends
You forgive but never forget – often plotting an
enemy’s downfall for years after the betrayal took
place
You tend to disappear when your life is rocky –
you don’t turn to friends for help but instead, turn
your phone off and turn away from them
You put up with a lot of crap from your man due to your
innate fear of failure (think Hilary Clinton)
Sagittarius
(November 23 - December 21)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
You’re game for anything, full of wild ideas, open
to anything and anyone and always the first to go skinny-dipping
at a pool party!
You have great difficulty saying the word “no”
– the closest you come to a refusal is a hesitant
“maybe”. Basically, you love to please
Enthusiastic is your middle name – you take on
the most horrible projects (like retiling your bathroom)
with gusto
You don’t follow society’s rules and regulations,
thumbing your nose at what other people think of you (think
Britney Spears/Anna Nicole Smith)
Your Weaknesses - what to loathe:
You shower loved ones with gifts one day out of the blue,
but then totally forget their actual birthday
You tend to steal the show – at weddings, funerals,
parties etc – you become the life of the party, leaving
the bride, corpse or birthday gal to watch you in action
Your brutal honesty (like “wow, you got fat over
winter) is not endearing
You’re always seeking spiritual enlightenment –
Kaballah, crystals, healers, while smoking, drinking, stealing
other women’s’ hubbies and generally living
a rather unenlightened life most of the time!
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 20)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
You are the ‘go to’ person – when something
needs to get done, people turn to you
You rarely crumble under pressure – have a mini
nervous breakdown in the office or bawl your eyes out at
a soppy movie
The keeper of the cosmic clock, you understand and value
time – there’s no mucking around with you –
you get on with it while others stand around making up their
mind
People sense you’re trustworthy (which by and large
you are). You tend to be promoted through that more than
your actual qualifications for the job
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
You can really let yourself go – overeating and
falling into a very depressed state when your life doesn’t
work out the way you planned (think Kirstie Alley)
When you do make a rare error, you make it in grand style.
You make it with your heart and soul, convinced you are
doing the right thing at the time
You have a memory like an elephant – which is great
for nostalgia, but not so good for family members and long
time friends and lovers
When disillusioned, you can convince yourself that you
‘deserve to suffer’, turning down opportunities
until you turn the cosmic corner once again
Aquarius
(January 21 - February 18)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
You are the expert on everything (in the nicest way of
course). You know enough about pretty much everything from
politics to celebrity marriage break ups to offer an opinion
– (think Oprah Winfrey)
You are never dull or predictable and keep friends and
family on their toes with your next big move or next big
thing
You like to make yourself useful – you’re
not one to stay at a friend’s holiday house without
fixing broken things or weeding the garden
You’re a simple soul at heart – easily pleased
and low maintenance –
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
Not one to display your emotions, people often think
you’re cold or hard hearted
Being a fixed air sign, once you make up your mind, there’s
no changing it – even when you agree you can see you
have made a silly decision
Ruled by the planet of detachment Uranus, you can be
aloof and distant at times – even when making love
or dealing with drama (which you may of caused)
You like to show people how things should be done –
sort of charming but also kind of aggravating too (show
off!)
Pisces (February
19 - March 20)
Your
Strengths – what to love:
Your flower child personality –dippy at times but
always comforting is your cosmic draw card (think Drew Barrymore)
You don’t just have strong instincts, you have
accurate, long range inbuilt radar systems.
You usually have a very strong and active social conscious
– a do gooder if you will - and you have a natural
rapport with animals and children
You’re easygoing, flexible and above all else,
crave harmony and tranquility – making you an excellent
travel partner
Your Weaknesses – what to loathe:
Your tendency to hit the bong or the bottle when life
comes crashing down around your ears – ruled by Neptune,
the planet of fantasy, reality bites harder for you
Like a psychic sponge, you tend to absorb the emotions
and feelings of others – bringing you down to their
level
You have an overactive imagination and often waste time
living in la la land and letting real world opportunities
slip away from you
If you don’t have an outlet for your creativity,
you can become quickly disillusioned and unhappy.
Select your star sign:
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